Vote "The Metrodeco Song" (and not X Factor) for Christmas Number One!
I don't know about you - but we'll be so, so bored if the Christmas Number One this year is another X Factor song.
So very bored, in fact, that all the tea in China would be unlikely to revive us. So we've put in an early bid of our own.
This is "The Metrodeco Song" - and it's about the comings and goings of our HQ, a small tea shop in Brighton on the south coast of England.
If you prefer it to this year's line up of manufactured pop stars, please 'vote' by giving us a 'like' or retweet.